this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
