You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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