pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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