FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My pussy is not your playground.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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