Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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