i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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