Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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