Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
that is very illegal...i love you.
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