if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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