jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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