So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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