...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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