I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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