I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
