Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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