he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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