just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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