i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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