shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Its about making memories worth repressing
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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