Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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