he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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