Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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