I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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