i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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