I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How does it feel to date your dad?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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