Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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