This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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