why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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