I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Randomize
