I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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