Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The air taste purple.
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