I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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