Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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