Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
