and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
