talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
