After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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