i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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