im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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