Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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