found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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