even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
