margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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