My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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