i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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