What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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