capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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