Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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