its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
wow bdsm is so cute
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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