Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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