If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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