I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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