and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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