I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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